WHERE'S THE ROMANTICISM?
Elephant? That's the mouse's name?
Not a mouse, A Djungarian hamster, Elephant.
Are you insulting me?
Let's go,
Hey you! Wait!
The cop's calling,
He's fake.
But he's wearing a uniform.
Is everyone wearing a Santa outfit real?
Merry Christmas!
Is it that time of year? I'm not ready yet.
I bet kids wish everyday were Christmas.
But not the parents, And you'd be really busy,
You're under arrest!
Officer Norio Akashima.
Hey, give that back!
Is imitating a cop a crime?
"I'm something like a cop" isn't.
"I'am a cop" is.
I'm still testing those, so hands off.
"Tanaka Store: Quality Guaranteed"
Sorry,
Is this your hobby?
It's not that casual!
I'm keeping this city safe!
What if you see a bank robber?
Asshole!
Let's go,
See you in 330 seconds,
Where's the romanticism?
Hands up and stand slowly, please.
Yes, you too.
Get out of there,
Slowly gather in one place.
Slowly. Slowly,
A CHEERFUL GANG TURNS THE EARTH
At first, time and space didn't exist.
However, there was an explosion known as the Big Bang.
It was the beginning of life,
And the start of all mistakes. Anyway, __
That's how the universe began.
But how was it possible without time?
Time is perceived through change,
So, time did exist when the universe began!
59... 60...
A minute has passed now.
I'd like 4 more minutes of your time,
Only 240 seconds, but the possibilities are endless,
Give me the card.
What card?
The operation card.
Uh, that's not my job,
I'm new here. Today's my child's birthday,
It was in your pocket.
Imagination is a great thing.
Don't make these your final 240 seconds.
Make them 240 seconds to look back upon,
Which one opens the cash box?
I don't know.
This?
I have no idea,
This?
I really don't know,
This?
The key's not here.
Everything disappears.
But precious memories remain.
Speaking of great memories, __
I've got an amusing one.
Magicians say, "Snap your fingers in a fix,"
When I snap, my memory will be projected.
Impossible, you say? It's not.
9 months 21 hours 32 minutes 18 seconds ago.
Card number 115 please come to the counter.
A bomb?
What are you saying? Hello? Hello?
Someone planted a bomb,
A bomb?
I t's a bomb! A bomb!
Get out! It'll explode in 3 minutes! Move!
The exit's not that way. Hey!
Excuse me. I need my cash.
What? We only have 3 minutes!
You're lying,
He was a human lie-detector.
But the bomb!
You said that 3 minutes, 16 seconds ago,
She had a precise biological clock.
What the...
He was a gifted pickpocket!
Hey, you!
He is a master speaker. a dreamer seeking romantic adventure.
Stop, you robber!
No, that farce wasn't even an attempted robbery!
Robbing a bank isn't like murder or arson!
It's a romantic adventure!
You plan devilishly and act angelically!
It's thrilling entertainment!
When will he shut up?
I don't think even he knows,
Do you know him?
You geek!
Who are you people?
Let's go, The cops are coming.
What about the car?
It's not mine anyway,
Hey! I'll get you for this!
Now give back my wallet.
You noticed,
How'd you do that?
A token of our encounter,
Take money from where there's a lot.
That's your "romanticism?"
This world needs romantic crimes, Right?
Sounds like fun.
I agree.
We could do it better.
That's how we met.
Encounters are followed by farewells,
Thank you for your kind attention,
Time's up.
Show's over,
Out to get us, huh?
You okay?
Just give me 19 more seconds,
You're from outer space.
I'm flattered.
40 million yen, Not 50 here,
Really?
But the bank will say we took 50.
So now I'm off to Mexico.
Mexico?
To go see the Hikagamilmpala Alexandros,
Going overseas sucks,
You guys okay?
I think I'm alive,
I'll teach that driver traffic rules!
Look out!
Kuon, you go.
No thanks.
Are you all right?
Those hyenas!
I'm glad Elephant's okay.
That mouse isn't worth 40 million,
It's a hamster, I'm giving it to shinichi,
Great, I'm touched.
I'm sorry. It's my fault.
No, it's not, Yukiko,
They did it.
Shinichi!
Are you all right?
I got this.
Really?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong? You look tired.
I'm fine.
You need energy.
Hey, where'd it go?
Here. Give me your hand.
EVEN IF BITTEN BY A DOG, D0N'T BITE BACK.
I enjoy your lessons, Ms. Yukiko.
Careless driving, You lost 1 point.
You make me nervous, Oops, this wasn't the gear!
What are you doing?
Do that again and you get a double flip.
Right.
Naruse.
Yes?
Are the papers for the meeting ready?
Yes,
Kuon, what's wrong?
Are you okay?
Kuon!
"Coffee Shop Romanticism"
Due to the recent bank robbery. __
a major anti-crime campaign will be held.
Hello everyone, this is your Mayor.
Please rest assured! No need to fear weird bank robbers!
The city and police will hold a crime prevention drill.
This is the safest and most peaceful city in the world!
Chief!
Mayor Saotome!
So lame.
Why do politicians eagerly waste tax?
You eagerly waste vocabulary,
A book of my speeches would sell like hotcakes!
Making up for your blunder?
Not a blunder. We got robbed,
Maybe someone was a traitor,
Yeah. Gangs always have traitors.
It's like, "a gun shown early on in a film is always fired at the end,"
No, wait...
So thanks to my hard work__
and your minute efforts, we succeeded.
But boorish thugs trampled on our romanticism.
In short,..
We're a stupid gang that got robbed.
In short, that is,
Come on, Naruse!
Forget about it. No Mexico for you, kuon.
What? But our money got robbed!
It was the bank's money.
A gang without cash isn't romantic!
Aren't you upset, Naru?
Just disappointed, We did well. It was unavoidable,
Listen, you need passion, spirit and to let loose.
Why not go after them?
But the masks. No informatiom, no clue.
And no share.
It's just not right, They were so vulgar,
You're hiding something,
Ta-da!
You picked it?
Is there a check for 40 million in it?
Mr. Tatsuo Hayashi.
The guy who stole our cash.
I feel uncomfortable,
You're overreacting,
Why is it you and I?
A couple looks more natural.
Do we look like a couple?
It's better than two guys.
Let's leave it to them.
Boredom drives me crazy.
You're so immature.
Naruse can tell a film's twist from the start,
But he's no good at love. He needs Cupid's arrow,
They don't need your help,
Sure they do! They're in love but won't admit it.
You can't understand what they have,
You hurt me sometimes.
Close! Maybe next,
Wow! You can beat Naru!
Of course I can.
You're really good, Thanks to me?
Maybe,
Thank you.
Since when could you notice lies?
As a kid. Before I even realized,
What was the first lie you noticed?
I don't remember,
How about you?
What?
When did your clock start ticking?
My boyfriend in high school loved jazz,
I listened to a CD and said, __
"Lee Morgan coming in 147 seconds into the song is great!'
I bet he was stunned.
He looked appalled and froze for 18 seconds,
It took 311 seconds to steal my first car,
11, 082 seconds to give birth to Shinichi.
It's handy. Numbers can replace any emotion,
It'd be cool if it stopped, huh,
"Mr. Hayashi enters the hayashi."
That's not funny,
Don't interfere.
I'm not interfering. I'm interrupting.
Same thing.
What?
"What?" What if someone's behind this?
You'd need our support,
And we can provide it. Where are you?
Mr. "Woods" just entered the woods.
Don't say puns in front of Yukiko,
Hey, wait!
See? They don't need you,
Yes, they do!
Someone's being shot at.
Hope it's not an animal,
It's the Self-Defense Force training.
No way,
Why not? Japan is meddling in foreign affairs.
If a draft were enforced, you'd be the first to go.
Ever consider that? No.
Young people nowadays lack imagination.
They lack interest,
They don't know what's important...
Watch out!
Doctor, please help him!
I'll be good! Don't make me a murderer!
That's enough! I understand, so let go of me!
He'll be all right,
Great,
Is that his?
Yeah. But there are no numbers,
How do I call his family?
Are you kidding? Just redial.
Oh, new feature, I see,
Not new.
Hello? My name is Kyono. Yes.
Naru.
I Was the traitor.
Shinichi had been kidnapped.
The man who left before Shinichi was born shoWed up.
It all began then.
You haven't changed,
Things happened to me...
We're total strangers now,
Don't say that, Yukiko,
I wanted to see Shinichi just once,
After all, I am his father.
Why do you know his name?
You checked up on us.
It wasn't me.
Who, then?
Mr. Kanzaki,
Kanzaki?
He's a terrible man.
50 million.
Help! If I don't get 50 million yen, I'm done for!
You can't be serious,
I know about the bank robbery,
A man called Kanzaki was holding his debt over him.
I'll call you on this cell phone.
Help me.
Please,
I Was worried about Shinichi.
I'm sorry.
You can't handle this alone.
And he'll be back for more.
Naru.
Didn't you notice my lies?
You knew, right?
I sensed something, but I'm not omniscient.
Hello?
Hello? My name is Kyono.
Kyo?
Yukiko?
What's going on?
Beats me. Power of love, maybe?
I'm really sorry,
Even a monkey can be sorry.
Don't insult the monkey,
Mr. Jimichi.
Yes?
Who is Kanzaki?
Actually...
I don't know.
I t's true! I've never met him!
He's not lying.
I knew that,
Anyone who could kill for a few missing bucks is scum,
Humans can never get enough,
Animals can.
He should have died.
Don't say that, Yukiko,
But even if he died, Kanzaki won't give up, right?
I suppose so.
What do we do, Naruse?
Pretend nothing happened.
Forget about the money, Leave Kanzaki alone.
Return to our normal lives.
But what about the romanticism?
We no longer have any.
Let's disband the gang,
I'll miss you guys,
What's gone is gone,
Call me when you reassemble,
Drop by for coffee, guys,
You don't have to.
NO USE CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK.
Don't come for no reason,
Shoko, make sure Kuon pays for his coffee,
Yeah, yeah.
They're both quiet today.
It's like the Earth is still,
How's Elephant?
He got fat.
Question! Question! Question!
Name the 3 conditions needed to put an elephant in a fridge!
"Putting an Elephant in a Fridge"
Why put it there at all? It'll catch cold.
Couldn't it be some other animal?
So immature,
Hey, gimme a hint,
I know! I know!
First, get a big fridge,
I know, find an elephant on a diet,
African or Indian?
The first condition is...
"Open the fridge,"
The second is...
"Put the elephant inside."
The third is...
"Shut the door."
"1, Open the fridge."
"2, Put the elephant inside,"
"3, Shut the door,"
Next question.
Name 4 conditions needed to put a giraffe in a fridge!
Wait. Why 4 for a giraffe?
That's the catch.
I got it!
Don't say anything!
Here!
You spelled it wrong!
Ever since the campaign was announced, __
the city has regained its tranquility.
Where did the four bank robbers disappear?
And now, the weather.
Which one?
Okay.
And potato chips.
Sure.
Mr. Naruse. Phone call. Line 2,
Yes, this is Naruse.
Naruse, here's the outline of the upcoming event.
Could you check it... Oh, he's gone,
Oops.
It's raining,
Ready?
Okay! Let's go!
Yukiko!
I've always hated these places.
I could never get why people seemed to love them.
You too, right?
Get to the point.
Get me 100 million yen in 10 days,
You think this is a game,
Heads, I win.
Tails, you lose.
Those are the rules, Mr. Naruse. Let's have fun,
You get him because I trust you. Don't disappoint me.
Don't ever touch him again,
You sound like a father.
You didn't have to come.
Let's go, Shinichi,
Take him. He's heavy,
Children are heavy,
THE EARTH STILL TURNS,
Naruse.
Hey, Naruse?
Naruse!
Crap!
Here's the "Grushen-kar" you wanted.
Hit the switch and no one can get out.